Vas Happenin'?!: Most 19 year olds go out and party every single night during the summer and sleep all day. Here's how my daily life goes...
Wake up around 9 and find that no one is home- Automatically turns on Up All Night as loud as possible:
Go to the kitchen and look through the refrigerator- convince myself that One Direction will not love me if I eat a bowl of ice cream for breakfast so I settle for a banana and some yogurt….
Farallon Plate: I've decided to write down the pickup lines and hook up lines from Jenna Marbles' video
Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because you look fucking sexual tonight.
What’s your sign? Is it please let me touch your ass?
You know what they say about guys with big feet. Have sex with me.
Marry had a…
